Saturday, August 14, 2010

Meet Ms Honey Garden

Ms Honey Garden 

Chapter 2  Ms. Peppersauce Bottom’s introduces Ms Honey Garden

  I want to introduce you to the Grandmothers that travel and work wishes with Ms Peppersauce Bottom, Ms Honey Garden has lived and worked with Ms Peppersauce since the beginning of time. Ms Honey Garden is kind of a curmudgeon some times and she gets into lots of trouble but she always has an immaculate casita and the best green house and garden you have ever seen. Ms Peppersauce always over looks her indescrepancies because she loves her like a sister, they have been friends ever since they were young Fairies. They learned the art of Fairyism together.






  Ms Honey Garden is just the opposite of a sweet old women and she is not a chubby fairy either. But she is a filterer. She is constantly flittering and pulling weeds. In fact she moves so fast that it's like she has an extra set of legs. She is up and down so fast. But that’s what makes her Garden the best in the west. She flitters so fast you can hardly see when she bends down to pick weeds, then as fast as that she is back up again!
  One thing about Ms Honey, she has a great sense of humor and she does belly laughs! The kind that make you roll on the floor and laugh until you pee. She is tallish and thinnish and very preened but she always has a few spots of garden dirt on her face and hands. She wears high quality Gear from the Old Gear Shop; she has a connection there. Sweet little t-shirts and comfy shorts or a longish skirt and usually hiking boots that is what you see her wearing, out in the garden. She wears a gathering vest, Ms Peppersauce Bottom made especially for her that accommodates her harvests. It has many little pockets that separate the herbs, nuts, fruit and veggies as she picks each little morsel for the big cooking pot or the next baking or a great big fresh salad.
  Ms Honey has a big brick oven in her casita that is the best for her famous oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies or big loafs of crusty warm bread or even a pizza now and again. Her brownish hair kind of layers around her long thin face and her eyes crinkle and sparkle as she passes around her platter of cookies.
  She also has a wonderful window garden on the front of her casita. A regular little greenhouse filled to the brim with her herbs and spices growing fresh along with onions and radishes and crispy salad greens. Ms Honey loves Sweet Potatoes better than anything. She grows those too along with a sweet potato vine that winds around the whole inside of her home. Ms Honey loves sweet potatoes more than anything, anything except her garter snake, Peaceful. Peaceful sleeps in the pocket of her vest, when he isn't in the garden looking for a tasty mouse or rat that is scavenging, hissss... tender baby plants,! Then of course her hound dog Elitches, a pounsy puppy that is up and down faster than a roller-coaster, but he keeps up with Ms Honey and the three, they are a team!

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